Reblogged from pablets
knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit
wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad
That was deep
philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie
That was deeper.
common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty
Reblogged from collegehumor
Stop being a sloppy drunk weirdo and start being a sloppy drunk weirdo…with CLASS!
Finish reading The Difference Between Being Drunk And Being CLASSY